What really irritates the hell out of me is the word 'nevermind'.

You know what I mean, when you are having a perfectly nice conversation with someone, they start to act like they have something important to tell you, and then change their god-damn minds about it and go
'oh, nevermind.'

WHAT THE FUCK? If you didn't want me to know about whatever it was you were going to tell me, then don't bring it up in the first place?

But usually, it's not even that they don't want to tell you. It's that they're trying to build up the suspense. OR, they do it simply in order to get you to exclaim-
"WHAT?" excitedly, because, being able to make you say "WHAT?" gives them some sort of pathetic half-assed power-trip and/or sexually arouses them.

BUT. Even worse than that, is when someone TYPES 'nevermind.'. I mean, seriously? Are you fucking SERIOUS?
It's bad enough when you do it in spoken conversation. Then it's at least plausible that it 'slipped out'. But online? You have infinite amounts of time to think about what you are going to write. You can sit on your fat ass in the library at Saturday School, on one of the schools crippled windows 95 computers and spend HOURS pondering-
"hmm, do I really want to tell her that my parents are sibling? Do I, or don't I. I mean, it is sort of private but think of the shock factor."
You KNOW when someone types nevermind they are doing it out of pure spite and sadism just to piss you off. OR, maybe they have something rude to tell you and they think that if they say 'nevermind' and you say 'what' that you wanted to hear their god damn stupid opinion so it doesn’t count as being rude. Then when you verbally bitchslap them they can be all like “but you wanted to hear by opinion!’
NO I DAMN WELL DID NOT. That’s another thing that pisses me off, peoples shit-for brains opinions. Opinions they usual form without even knowing what the hell they are talking about-
For instance-
“OMG, you gots DREADLOCKS! You don’t BATHE you filthy hippie!”
And don’t forget “OMG, you want to be an SG? They are whores you filthy prostitute!”
OR “YOU HAVE A PYTHON? THEY ARE POISONESSS AND IF THEY BITE YOU YOU DIE YOU FILTHY NIMROD!!!!!!1111”
And now you are beginning to understand why I send off ‘FUCK YOU.’ Vibes….